Travel Tip

I'm doing my best to uncover all hazards that might affect you when you visit. My latest research on this subject set out to test the ability of a rear wheel drive car to navigate our sloped driveway when it's covered in ice and snow. Note the precision driving involved in this test. I performed a superb lag shot, sliding the car less than 1/2" from the tree without touching it. All tow trucks were tied up with motorists in real need of care, so I opted to expand the scope of the study and test the general security of the area. The car will stay where it is overnight, unattended. Based on this research, I strongly recommend that rear wheel drive cars park on the lane when the Iceman cometh. You'll thank me later.